Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you, too.
Don't laugh.... It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!
1.
Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run --
anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did I wake you?
5.
People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.
