Don't laugh.... It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!
1.
Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run --
anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did I wake you?
5.
People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.
