The relationship between the spouses

“they are your garments and you are their garments” (Surah Al Baqarah 2:187).

The relationship between the spouses is the most amazing of all human relations: the amount of love and affection, intimacy and closeness, mercy and compassion, peace and tranquillity that fills the hearts of the spouses is simply inexplicable.
The only rational explanation for these most amazing of all human feelings is that:
it is an act of Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’ala, “And Allah has made for you Mates (and Companions) of your own nature …” (Surah Al Nahl 16:72)

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
Socrates
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Honore de Balzac
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Francis Bacon
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar
When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali( former American boxer and three-time World Heavyweight Champion)   
Husband-wife jokes – you cannot hold your laughter
Wife : Which one impresses you more in me – my smile or hair or eyes
Husband:  Above all …I like your knack to crack a joke without even a smile

Wife : How much would you pay me if I stop the cook and I myself start the cooking for you
Husband:  Err… why salary . you would get my entire insurance money once you start cooking

if a man opens the door of a car…….. the reasons could be three
1.      New wife
2.      New car
3.      The girl is not his wife 

Rights of Wife may be different  in some times for some ( jokes)