Thursday, April 1, 2010

Just for fun & Nothing Else INTERESTING DEFINITIONS


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Just for fun & Nothing Else
INTERESTING DEFINITIONS


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears:The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:A banker provided by nature.  
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic:Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death  
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